Testosterone

Whoa! Testosterone..I wonder how they got the name Testosterone? Apparently testosterone is a hormone found in not only men but women! Wow something new everyday. But I guess the level of testosterone is at the high side in men. Do men have emotions? Of course we do. I've got 'em as well. FYI, men have two emotions: Hungry & Horny. Ladies, if you see him without and erection, make him a sandwich or something. Haha.

A classic story I read involve how a classic way a man chooses a wife. Heres how it goes:

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much!The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much!Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much!Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.Men are like that, you know.

I did not use that method of finding me a wifey. Haha. Funny shit.

Another thing about men is that we are definitely happier than the opposite sex. For example:

1. Wedding plans take care of themselves.

2. You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. You can wear NO shirt to a water park.

3. The world is your urinal.

4. Wrinkles add character.

5. Wedding dress $5000. Tux rental-$100.

6. One mood all the time. (Haha)

7. People never stare at your chest when you are talking to them.

8. Phone conservations are over in 30 seconds flat.

9. Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

10. You only have to shave your face and neck.

11. You can play with toys all your life.

12. You can "do" your nails with a pocket knife (what an invention!).

13. You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

I am sure there are still lots more to come. No wonder men are happier!

For me, I would be a happier after 9th March. Waaahhh. *Spasm Spasm*.