Golf anyone?

It is an old man's game? I certainly don't think so. Hmm I hope its not cause I'm starting to play it again. I started out pretty early in my life, got forced into it when I hit double age digits. I guess I didn't enjoy it that much previously. Maybe because of my laziness? Yeah I guess so.

Anyways, golf is ok. I'm not really good at it. Just hit the ball and hope for the best. I hate those viper shot when you swing and instead watching the golf ball flying off into the air, it goes speeding through the grass, hissing away like a viper going through the grass. Ah the frustration.

Talking bout frustration, golf can sometime be a bloody frustrating game. I know for sure cause I've been through that situation many time before. Haha. The more your frustration grows, the more you will hit those viper shots. Damn you. But it can be a relaxing time out on the golf course. Playing in Malaysia is hot, you'll end up looking like a baked chocolate muffin fresh out from the oven. Haha.

Whoever created the driving range is a genius! Thank god for it. I see it as not just a place for you to practice your swing, but it is a place where you can release your tension and channel it through your clubs to the golf ball. Aaahhh the serenity. It is also a place where you will see a lot of funny things. For instance, I for one has seen a driver (1 wood) clubhead when further than the ball after the guy had a swing. Hahaha. My eyes popped out in amazement. I even wanted to laugh my head off cause the guy tried to maintain his cool but didn't do a good job at it. Hahaha. To make things worst. I met the guy at a golf tournament a few weeks later. Oh mannnn! I was searching for a sand pit for hide my head. Hahahaha. Good god! At first I didnt remember him as he notice me first. "You remember me?" he said. "Hmm..not really". "I'm the one who shot my wood clubhead into the driving range!" Hahahahaha. There I was standing like an idiot. If I had supersonic speed, I would have dashed away from the scene. Moral of the story: If you see a person hitting his clubhead further than the ball, don't laugh or even smile, just ignore it. It might be one of your clients or relatives. Haha. Well that is the sort of moments golf can bring. Funny shit.

Try and have a swing. Either you'll hate it or love it. I leave this post with a golf joke:

Four married guys go golfing. While playing the 4th hole, the following conversation took place:

1st Guy: "You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out golfing this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I will paint every room in the house next weekend."

2nd Guy: "That's nothing, I had to promise my wife I will build a new deck for the pool."

3rd Guy: "Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife I will remodel the kitchen for her.

They continued to play the hole when they realized that the 4th guy hadn't said anything. So they asked him, "You haven't said anything about what you had todo to be able to come golfing this weekend. What's the deal?"

4th guy: "I just set my alarm for 5:30 a.m. and when it went off, I shut off the alarm, gave the wife a nudge and said, 'golf course or intercourse?' And she said, "Wear your sweater".